Latin translation, anyone?

Over in Renaissance Kingdoms, it's time for me to have my own Coat of Arms ('cos I'm now Viscountess of Liverpool). "Azure, a pig volant proper" is my suggestion. I'd like to have a Latin motto: can anyone translate "the impossible we do at once, miracles take a little longer" for me?

This is stupid

When feeling tired, depressed about nothing, slightly sick, and missing Dave, there are probably more sensible ways of handling it than pork scratchings and chocolate. I'm also procrastinating over several trivial and simple jobs that are already overdue.

Umm.... salad, non-alcoholic drink, and a self-inflicted kick up the backside?