Fight my monkey!

It's been a while since I've seen anything this silly, and I couldn't resist.

Jane is a Porridge-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jane, enter your name:

When magic and technology meet....

It has been pointed out to me by those who know not Tech, that "Raid Mirror" sounds like a really cool magical item. We're just trying to work out what, in Orlanthi terms, it might do.