It's Wednesday!

And end-of-month panic is over, and.... so, what's in the news that's appropriate to the day?

Classic FM told me as I woke up that the Guardian is going over to being a purely electronic medium. In particular, it's sticking to Twitter. Right....
yes, it's on their site http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology

I got a nice email of interesting adverts from Firebox.
http://www.firebox.com/newsletter/firebox_newsletter_240.html?itc=157&src_t=nwt&src_id=240
The sat-nav shoes look like fun.

The little_details community I'm in insists that all questions must be posted in LOLcat format. http://community.livejournal.com/little_details/2255680.html

So what else is out there?

Edit, having got to work.
I'm honestly not sure if this is an April Fool's joke or not. Either way, it's a fascinating read. I get the OED "word of the day" emailed to me. Today's word is "marshalcy, n.".
Can't link to that word, but here's the RSS feed
http://www.oed.com/cgi/display/00302483?rss=1

This is a new one on me, but it comes complete with the usual collection of alternative spellings, source quotes going back to 11th century Anglo-Norman, various meanings...
What we also get is a link to one of the most famous contributors to the OED, Dr Minor: and here, I can provide a link. If this guy doesn't exist, he should.
http://www.oxforddnb.com/public/dnb/66721.html

The Telegraph has a collection of them:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5081326/April-Fools-day-Corporate-hoaxes.html

and another advert email from IWOOT (I Want One Of Those). A look at their new offerings shows a means of converting a mobile phone into an electric shaver, a multi-Gadget (there's no other word for it), some clouds in a can, and contact lenses with a zoom function.
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/contaxt-digital-lenses/index.html
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/new-arrivals/clouds-in-a-can/index.html
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/new-arrivals/multi-blade-polo-frail-mobile-shaver-attachment/index.html
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/new-arrivals/apollo-f1r/index.html